Dear Chris Pratt,
Is it weird I write to you? Dear diary just seems so 1991.
I much more enjoy the idea of writing to a physical person. A person who happens to be far too celeb to ever actually read this. But also has been open to the idea of being thicker and enjoying the finer things in life, like an entire package of mega Oreos. Its kind of like that love letter I wrote to Tom Hiddleston in 2014. Fantastical fantasy you don’t actually have to second guess, meanwhile being creatively hipster. Boom.